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बोलीभाषा......

"काय बेटी ती कंजुषी तुमच्या पुण्या-मुंबईत घ्या चहा घ्या " असं कोण्या नागपूरकरान कोण्या पुण्या किंव्हा मुंबई च्या आपल्या पाव्हण्याला चहा देताना म्हटलं तर? "मला नागपुरात जायचंय ह्या दिवाळीत तुला यायचं तर ये नाहीतर राहा इतेच नोकरीकरत आयुष्यभर" असं कोण्या नागपूरकर नोकरदार नवऱ्यानं आपल्या मुंबईत वाढलेल्या नोकरदार बायकोला त्या दोघांच्या कर्मभूमी पुण्यात म्हंटलं तर? काय हे सांगायलाच हवा का किती बा चा बा ची होईल ते? एक गोष्ट लक्ष्यात घेण्याजोगी आहे इथे ती म्हणजे वरचे दोन्ही हि प्रसांगत संभाषण करणारे रक्ताचे नातेवाईक आहेत. मग विचार असा येतो कि एकाच वाक्य दुसऱ्याच्या मनाला इतकं खोलवर का लागावं ? मला असा वाटतं, बोली भाषा आणि त्या भाषेचा विचार प्रचार आणि मनावर पडलेला प्रभाव, वापरलेले शब्द, आणि त्या शब्दांचा आपल्या मेंदूला माहिती असलेला अर्थ लावण्याच्या वृत्ती मुळेच घडलेले मनावरचे आघात, त्यामुळे वर सांगितल्या प्रमाणे झालेली बा चा बा ची, आणि एकंदरीतच हाताबाहेर गेलेली स्थिती. भाषा मराठीचं पण बोलीभाषा वैदर्भिय त्या मधले अंतर आणी ती न समजल्या मुळे झालेले गैरसमज, गोंधळ. विदर...

Nostalgia.. गेले दयायचे राहून..

गेले दयायचे राहून तुझे नक्षत्रांचे देणे माझ्या पास आता कळया आणि थोडी ओली पाने आलो होतो हासत मी काही श्वासांसाठी फक्त दिवसांचे ओझे आता रात्र रात्र शोषी रक्त आता मनाचा दगड घेतो कण्हत उशाला होते कळयांचे निर्माल्य आणि पानांचा पाचोळा They say it correctly - most of the times you will never know the value of good moments in life till those become memories!  In my childhood - when my mom and dad used to play this song I was neither interested in such a boring lyrics over the remix bollywood ones. However now when I listen to it I realize what it means - indeed it has become one of my favorite song.. :)

I will get you there..

If you miss me in life... I will be behind you smiling at you.. if you ever miss me in life.. See at my Family.. and their helping hands..  I will get you there to give you the helping hand whenever required.. See at my Mom.. the way she smiles..  I will get you there smiling behind her to tease you.. See my Dad.. the way he talks to the people.. you will see me talking and caring the same way even for the unknowns.. See my Aunts.. and their dedication even after coming from different culture I will get you there.. in their dedicated efforts.. See my Uncles.. the way they still love the entire family.. I will get you there to help you do the same... See my Mauli.. the way it welcomes everybody at HOME I will get you there in each of its bricks.. If you still miss me.. do see the festivals being celebrated in my family.. I will get you there in all those festivals.. celebrating it the unique way every time...

My Existence!!

People would mourn for a moment or two,  however, would anything stop because of my departure? The Suns will glow &  the Moons will sparkle, The Stars will revolve, in their defined path These Winds will blow like they do today,  Would anything change in the world, if I am not there? The clouds will drizzle and the fields will ripen, The rivers will flow in abundance Who would care if these feet don't imprint their marks on the banks? Would anybody care in the world, if I am not around? Friends and relatives will wipe their tears, & would resume their routine as usual, They would continue enjoying their lives as they do today with me Would anybody miss me in the  world, if I am not with them? Why should i get agonize over such world? Why should I get entangled in these bonds? Why should I turn away from Angel who beckons me? Why should I not dissolve this existence in the eternal peace? if my beloved, fri...

My Faith!

All are equal at your feet; you can hear the call of a lonely heart. Then yet why is this suffering? Oh God!! The path is lost and all the directions are enveloped in darkness I have given up on Life, My heart is ablaze! This is the game of the faith! This is the game of the faith oh Lord!! I have ignored the traditions and went beyond my duty, I am determined to achieve something making full of every opportunity This is a game of the faith! Kindly Support me oh Lord.. This is a game of the faith! I have no kith or kin; I do not have any support. Life seems be on fire & become like a cracked soil. I request you with all my might; shield me with Love & give me the courage to fight. I may lose the battle, yet I promise I will never lose the courage This is the game of the faith.. My Lord.. This is the game of faith... 

Happy Independence Day!!

Aadhar for all Indians on the way, Big INS Vikrant for anti Indians in the bay With more visas for Bombay & hope the Dollar Vs Rupee fall to stay I wish you all a very Happy Independence Day! No 12 rupees thali, Babbar would again say Many DurgaShaktis to make rules for politician to obey Petrol & diesel to increase yearly as we get increment these days More tickets the IRCTC to deliver at 8 for the journey of railway I wish you all a very Happy Independence Day! There is a chaos everywhere, everybody says & they hope to see this to change someday but the time has come not to spend such day as a mere holiday instead we all should contribute to the nation in our won unique way Lets take the oath to do some good towards homeland everyday Is it not the only gift we must give to the motherland on this 67th Independence Day??

The Show Must Go On!!

Several years back when I was in my moms womb the world was same old as I used to hear & assume People were working for roti, kapda, makan & the show was going on!! As I came in the world, I was forced to learn the rules I had no choice but to mold myself per the teachers in the school I wondered why to learn the things which were invented before but then my teachers were agreed upon, the show must go on!! As I grew up, I started driving everything considering I am the midnight sun I had no fear as my ego had a mirror to show me I was everywhere In the arrogance of power I completely forgot, I was just another performer but  even the raining clouds stay for a while,   then take away the rain, and our smile I was left alone to die on the deathbed, there I heard somebody said to newly born,  the show must go on..!!

My Dreams!!

I face number of problems everyday, I may not solve all of them at times,  I try to stretch myself to the extremes,  but no matter what, I follow my dreams..  I feel lack of knowledge sometimes,  I need to reread at times,  it gives me ample strength to fight,  and bounce back again to new heights,  I feel exhausted & I scream,  but no matter what, I follow my dream..  I get laughed at by the closest,  I get ignored by the nearest,  I often feel trapped & offended,  I try to forgive them,  as they might not see what I can in their routine,  hence no matter what, I follow my dreams...   -Inspired by the poem which I recently read!!

Trek to Korigad

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It was last Saturday morning, my mobile rang at around 5:30am. I took the phone with the most inattentive gesture, suddenly the lively sound of my friend got bumped on my ears..I woke up completely..and got ready within 15 mins.. We all had planned to go to the fort for trekking, and this was that VERY DAY!!... As per the schedule, all trekkers boarded the bus and we started our journey to "Korigad" - The FORT Near Lonavla. As this was unseen, unheard fort for most of us, I like many others, was also wondering about the history and geography of this fort while enjoying the bus ride and "Antakshari" - the most common entertainment type for such journeys. After taking stop for the breakfast in middle of the journey & making Maharashtra Police "Happy" we finally reached the fort 'paytha'..Entire team was not only happy but also was excited about trekking.. The fort was looking like a big straight mountain.. after seeing the elevation of that h...

The Known Number..

That day afternoon, I was working in the office like any other ordinary day. In the tea time everybody including me was reluctant to go out. Sun was at its full and the air seems to be coming from hundreds of hot blowers. We had a discussion before leaving for afternoon tea and with the majority, the bill got passed to take "that day" tea in a canteen and do some compromise to avoid hot weather for "Tapri Tea". As we started the tea, with our mood the weather also started changing its won.. all of a sudden the wetness came in the air and to our surprise its started raining.. We could smell the beautiful fragrance of soil.. The entire aura has changed & the hot day became pleasant..   People who have voted not to go out then asked to take another cup of tea outside. With the apology & promise to go with them again in the evening I came back to my desk wondering how sudden the weather has changed... Time is really can not be bound & it is indeed a solut...

An Imperfect Life

1st May is called a "Labor Day" or "May Day" which is celebrated throughout INDIA. In some countries the entire week is celebrated as Labor week. This week also coincides with 'Maharashtra Divas' and 'Gujarat Divas' respectively, Maharashtra Day and Gujarat Day because the states of Maharashtra and Gujarat were created on the same week in 1960. I don't know about rest of the world but my family used to get holiday on this day - being a labor & working in Maharashtra we never cared about the day but were happy to get a holiday. But from last couple years I have been celebrating this day truly as a Labor day here in America (without a holiday) after all we are labor here right if this term hurts you then in more polite way lets call it as knowledge workers :) Coincidentally, this year 1st May was a holiday, not because the government of US started giving it and passed the amendment for a holiday but because it was a Saturday on that day. After...

When London Tweets....

The recent Twitter data for one London Weekend has been re-rendered as a clip by DigitalUrban . It is the same data with 60,000 geo referenced Tweets in London over a weekend from Friday evening to Monday morning. This visual is now also using the new navigation tool, the 3D Connextion 'Space Navigator' , a pretty awesome tool for navigation in Google Earth for example.

SQL SERVER – Stored Procedure Optimization Tips – Best Practices

OK!! Finally I have convinced myself to write some technical stuff in my personal blog.. anyhow we work in that industry right and spend most of our time and eventually life coding and reading about technology, so here you go guys my first ever blog on technology - Below are some of the tips to optimize Stored Procedure with making simple changes in the code. -Include SET NOCOUNT ON statement: With every SELECT and DML statement, the SQL server returns a message that indicates the number of affected rows by that statement. This information is mostly helpful in debugging the code, but it is useless after that. By setting SET NOCOUNT ON, we can disable the feature of returning this extra information. For stored procedures that contain several statements or contain Transact-SQL loops, setting SET NOCOUNT to ON can provide a significant performance boost because network traffic is greatly reduced. CREATE PROC dbo.ProcName AS SET NOCOUNT ON; --Procedure code here SELECT column1 FROM dbo.Tbl...

Face book Statistics

Find Face book Statistics as below, I am really wondering now how much money & time people have.. WOW!! AMAZING!!!!!!!! Company Figures More than 350 million active users 50% of our active users log on to Facebook in any given day More than 35 million users update their status each day More than 55 million status updates posted each day More than 2.5 billion photos uploaded to the site each month More than 3.5 billion pieces of content (web links, news stories, blog posts, notes, photo albums, etc.) shared each week More than 3.5 million events created each month More than 1.6 million active Pages on Facebook More than 700,000 local businesses have active Pages on Facebook More than 20 million people become fans of Pages each day Pages have created more than 5.3 billion fans Average User Figures Average user has 130 friends on the site Average user sends 8 friend requests per month Average user spends more than 55 minutes per day on Facebook Average user clicks the Like button on 9...

Majha Nagpur!!

खळाळत्या जीवनाचा निर्झर नागपूर, मनातल्या माणूसकीचा पाझर नागपूर,... रंकाळ्याचा वारा नागपूर,... पन्हाळ्याच्या धारा नागपूर,... खासबागेतील कुस्ती नागपूर... जेवल्यानंतरची सुस्ती नागपूर... चपलेपासून फेट्यापर्यंत मातीचा सुगंध नागपूर,... मनानं शरीरानं आत्म्यानं बेधूंद नागपूर,... मिसळीचं वाटण नागपूर,... पांढ-या रश्श्यातलं मटण नागपूर,... विन्या मिल्या पश्या नागपूर,... पम्या पक्या दिप्या नागपूर,... शिव्यांमधलं प्रेम नागपूर,... राजकारणातील गेम नागपूर,... शाहिरीचा बाज नागपूर,... गळ्यातला साज नागपूर,... मातीमधलं पसरलेलं घोंगडं नागपूर,... नखशिखांत रांगडं नागपूर,... माझं चुणचुणीत नागपूर,... माझं झणझणीत नागपूर,... क्षणोक्षणी जिथे तिथे भरपूर पुरेपूर ते.... नागपूर - This is not my poem I got it from somewhere - all credit goes to THAT Nagpurkar who wrote this poem :)

Interesting Numerology!!

I found one more name which gives the theory (I don’t believe in) a concrete base. I will explain that to you in a moment. Before we go further let me give you some glimpse of Numerology which you might already know. I have a strong interest in Vadic mathematics so while reading about it long back I came across this theory of numbers, neither I am a firm believer of destiny nor I believe in horoscope but I still believe there are certain things which can not be put in the mathematical express and there we have to feebly believe on such theories. Where word fails to express tear starts isn’t it? Numerology what is it? Many of you might know already, it is any of many systems, traditions or beliefs in a mystical or esoteric relationship between numbers and physical objects or living things. As per Wikipedia Numerology and numerological divination were popular among early mathematicians, such as Pythagoras, but are no longer considered as part of mathematics and are regarded as pseudo ma...

The loneliest number

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Goole Inc confirms 1 as the loneliest number :)

Domino's Changes Pizza Recipe

Like many middle-agers, Domino's Pizza is undergoing a bit of cosmetic surgery. The world's largest pizza delivery chain, celebrating its 50th year in the business in 2010, announced today it will be entirely changing its core pizza recipe. "The fact is, we love our pizza, but as times change, so do consumer tastes," said Russell Weiner, Domino's chief marketing officer, in a statement. "We've created a pizza to reflect what consumers are looking for. We're not talking about a slightly altered version of our previous pizza. It's a completely new pizza reinvented from the crust up, and we are proud of it." After 18 months testing dozens of cheeses, 15 sauces and 50 crust-seasoning blends, Domino's decided on the new components of the pizza. The new crust will be seasoned with garlic, butter and parsley. While the new tomato sauce will be sweeter, made with a variety of herbs and a kick of red pepper. The cheese is shredded mozzarella, vers...